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Monday, March 21, 2011

The 67.5 Million Dollar Man

by Pantsalot

According to InGoal Magazine, Rick DiPietro is back playing with one of Chris Osgood's old old-timey masks, which is great news for people who like dangerous, outdated models of sporting equipment that doesn't measure up to today's standards of protection or ascetics. For the rest of us it's just another cross out on the check list of jokes we can tell about Long Island's 'goalie of the future' (if everything in the future were made out of glass and the bones of the elderly with osteoporosis). I'm relativley sure the Islanders' equipment and medical staff got together and said, "We can rebuild him, but we've already given him all our money..."

Thursday, March 10, 2011

PhotoShop Friday (early Leafs ed)

by Pantsalot

I know Reimer is set for a nick name, but maybe something could be worked out for Lebda...

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Photoshop Friday (early edition)

by Pantsalot

So its been a little while since the last photoshop, but I had a little inspiration over the past couple of nights,

Fratricide: The True Tale of the All Star Draft


Swimming Pools, Mov-a-Mov-a-Movie Stars

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Give Love (And Waffles) at Christmas Time

by Pantsalot

With the economy being tight this year, it looks like I'll only be able to afford one present for an NHLer, and although I really wanted to get my Quebecois friends the Isl... team they've been clamoring for, I decided to get someone something that not only would come in handy on cold Canadian mornings, but that supports the NHL as well.

So this Christmas I'm sending Colby Armstrong his very own:

Nothing says I love my fans like burning your logo into the projectiles that were flung at you for your disgraceful play!

Friday, December 17, 2010

No Place at Home for the Islanders

by Pantsalot

Here is my second Christmas song for the season, based on the Isle's recent woes...

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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The Dan Ellis Christmas Song

by Pantsalot

Just in case anyone missed it, heres the link to my rendition of The Dan Ellis Christmas Song on the Puck Daddy Holiday Card/Song Contest.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Merry Christmas!

by Pantsalot

Hope everyone is having a great December, no matter what holiday you enjoy. Here's a little ditty I whipped up for the Puck Daddy NHL Holiday Card Contest. Happy Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanzaa, and whatever else I left out!